Bwa ha ha! Ok, no penis jokes, I swear. Instead...Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away...
(Random person to Scotsman) Hey, your mother-in-law called while you were out. (Scotsman) Oh? (Random person): Yeah, she said to tell you BAAAAAAAAA!
The Scottish adaptation of a famous Rolling Stones song? Hey, McCloud, get of of my Ewe!
Have you heard of the latest Scottish sex aid? Velcro gloves.
I hear the Scottish have a new use for Sheep! Wool.
Why are there women in Scotland? Apparently sheep can't cook....
By the way, in case you're not getting the phrases on the top of a can of Old Chub, you need to go see So I Married an Axe Murderer. Unless you just hate Mike Myers.
Lot of flavor-taste in this wacky libation. It's rich with caramel nuances, malts, and smoked peat-boggy goodness, if that's your thing. Definitely for those with a particular taste in beer, or if you want a beer that somehow compliments your glass of scotch.
3 Jenkins (Bless me bagpipes!)
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